Well, I think I need to get off Tumblr for a LONG while, if possible. I may check back periodically, but I need to break away. If anyone wants me, send me an ask, I’ll probably get an Email about it and can pop on to reply.

(Reblogged from juliajm15)

ryanthemadking:

onsereverra:

helioscentrifuge:

aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay

aggressively doesn’t know what to do when you’re not okay

aggressively anon messages you nice but awkward things in an attempt to make you feel better

(Reblogged from hans-sanitiser)

voldemorts-in-the-tardis:

BUT FIRST… LET ME TAKE A SELFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Reblogged from hans-sanitiser)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, feisty pants. Okay, relax. Just calm down!
↳ Anna turning away, then suddenly turning back to hit someone or something.

(Source: kpfun)

(Reblogged from hansideburns)

rifa:

maxkirin:

So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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HELLO

(Reblogged from smirckeymilkovich)

nyguaard:

[climbs to the top of the empire state building] [yells] GREGORY LESTRADE IS NOT STUPID HE IS DI FOR A REASON STOP CALLING HIM AN IDIOT

(Source: vvrenchers)

(Reblogged from failfleet)

themindofmatt:

If you’re a Spider-Man fan and you’re not watching Ultimate Spider-Man, you need to.

(Reblogged from nerdygeiszler)

willurl:

dovahqueene:

higgsbr0son:

Actual 4th Grade science test in South Carolina

if you decide you want to secede again you go for it okay?

this is a prime example of brainwashing innocent children

the last question literally instructs them what to say

be suspicious of any figure of authority who tells you what to think and say

(Reblogged from nerdygeiszler)
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book.

Cicero, circa 43 BC (via amandaonwriting)

Recency illusion is the belief or impression that something is of recent origin when it is in fact long-established.”

(via cimness)

i love pulling out ancient quotes like this whenever someone starts complaining about This Generation and how we’re ruining the world

(via transnatsume)

(Reblogged from kinkston)