I was an Australian football player lol

I was a male model/actor loool

I was an Isreali soccer player. Alright then!

Fucking ace I was the comic artist of Batman Adventures. Get murked.

I was a Hungarian compser named Miklos Rozsa. Suck it.

A French film director named Marcel Carné.

1st article: German number theorist. But I can’t math! But hey, PHD, so there’s that. 

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